2. Pete Hegseth

 

Pete is our Minister of War or 'Reichskriegsminister' as he likes to style himself. Pete rose to this elevated position as a result of his magnificent TV career, many people say he was the second best TV personality in history, just behind Our Lord and Saviour Donald J. Trump.
We appreciate his efforts in targeting small countries with weak militaries to come under our munificent yoke of freedom and democracy.
In his spare time he likes to drink. He is the best drinker. A beautifal drinker. His casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning. And don't you forget it.

 

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