6. JD Vance

 

People say this is the guy who really puts Vice into Vice President. He has been known by several different names.
His current name is JD Vance, possibly arrived at after consulting the great book, Black Seal of the Inner Circle, which you can buy here: https://amzn.to/49xjRzd
His makeup is fabulous, second only to that of our Lord and Saviour Donald J. Trump.
His beard makes him look butch, FBOTUS (First Bear) and it is always bona to vada his dolly old eek. If only he would zhush up his riah and drag up he'd be welcome ajax this antique HP and no flies!
But I digress.
In his spare time he likes to write fiction and upset Popes.

 

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